Steven thought he was starting an Espresso Bar
to give him more time and money to pursue
creative interest,But found out he had entered
the Ninth Plane of Hell, Taken a vow of Poverty
, and is now seeking a fertile mate to Provide a cheap alternative to employees.The "NOSTRADAMUS OF NEUROSES"is, however, a stickler for quality, which is why he uses ingredients such as Castle
Rock Spring Water, Ghirardeli Chocolate,Bear Flag Coffee and Hand Whipped Cream. (In the Product,
Not as a Beauty Aid) Steven encourages everyone
to patronize small business, participate in
community events, support the Arts,Boycott
the Corporate infrastructure and Sleep in the Buff.

Although Jodie Claims she was an administrative
"Chairborne Ranger" in the Army, Steven ( who
served as a Cavalry Scout), suspects she was
instrumental in the Famed Noriega Capture.
Nicknamed "MUFASA" for her Hirsutory
Mane. Jodie has single-handedly addicted 8%
of the Redding Population,
(approx 80,000) to Brown Sugar in their Mochas,
and Feminine allure in their morning conversation.
Her 10 year old daughter already digs Monty Python
( A sure sign of intellectual advancement),
and her 2 year old son makes Evander Holyfield look like Pee-Wee Herman. Jodie is firmly esconced in a monagamous ( we assume) relationship.(sorry guys), and can recite the Mas Fina Mission on request. Let's give her a hand (applause)